Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

by Ninja Mook August 07, 2009

Titanifunicker

A huge big fat ass mo fucker that everyone hates except for mcdonalds because he's there number one customer.

Titan-Big
If-weather or not he is a faggot
Fun-you get the point
nicker- add an f and a u and remove the n and i and you get FUCKER.

Damn, that monkey is a Titanifunicker.

by Ninja Mook July 22, 2009

Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icing

To shit on your girl or hoe's chest while spinning in a circle. The when the poo is curly you cut your pubes and put the shavings on top for sprinkles and then ejaculate on top for the icing =Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icing!

Damn that hoe ate my Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icing.

by Ninja Mook July 22, 2009