A fork of Rural Dictionary
The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.
I always have at least $100 in ones on the table when I go to the strip club as stripper bait.
The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.
I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.
When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air
I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.
An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with
He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking
A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.
Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? " Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.