A fork of Rural Dictionary
The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.
How was your blind date last weekend? It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.
I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.
Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream. Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough. She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.