A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man made out of gold that is a fatherly figure that isn’t really your father but you still consider him to be so uwu. Has the big gay, is a weeaboo, and is Avery’s dad
Avery: yo wattup goldad
Goldad: eat my ass
Goldman's seed he plants in his victims wombs. Ex. Niorina.
Niorina: omg goldman just planted his golden seed in mah WOMB! NOW IM GONNA HAVE A PLANTY ASS CRIPPLED ASS BABY
Gorgeous and perfect. Loved by everyone. The better version of the clumsy and shitty-ass Goldman.
Nior: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PERSON?
Goldman: yeah.. 8( that's Platinumman
The bad version of Platinumman. Is a dick, retarded, worthless, and gay as fuck for Spencer.
Nior: did you see that Goldman?
Avery: yeah he suck ass