A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven
My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.
n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned." COP 2: "How'd you get him?" COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo." COP 2: "Damn..."
v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.
Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!" Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
n. particularly stubborn fecal matter that prefers to smear, as opposed to wipe-off; results in mass toilet paper usage and multiple flushes
I went through, like, two rolls of TP because I had a serious case of tar butt.
(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women. syn. "sausagefest"
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy. (alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.
Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis. (alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.
The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.