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why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.

Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

cppkie

I’m surprised your auto correct didn’t actually work! Now you might be wandering- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEFINITION FOR THIS? Well I accidentally typed this myself and felt like defining it so, yeah. Next time, check your spelling please

John’s text message: let’s grab cppkies!
Joan’s text message: 1st off, you meant cookies, right? 2nd off, STOP TURNING OFF AUTO CORRECT PLEASE!
John’s text message: oops, sorry. I meant cookies. I’ll turn on auto correct again

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

1w3r5y7i9p

Still bored? Ok ok go eat whatever I highly suggest to DO SOMETHING instead of going on the urban dictionary and type random stuff on your phone. If your sulking from work then I have a suggestion- I suggest if you’re trying to beat the urban dictionary in keyboard patterns try pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq. That’s the whole keyboard in wave formation.

Person 1: IM SO BORED IM GONNA 1w3r5y7i9p
Person 2: haha no. If your trying to beat the urban dictionary then try pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq.
Person 1: good idea!

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

Cirno Day

Cirno Day is on September ⑨ of each year. This is because September is the ⑨th month and ⑨ is Cirno's number (from a joke in the Touhou community being that "nine" means "baka" which means "idiot". Cirno was also labeled as ⑨ on a Touhou game manual.).

Cirno Day celebrations include playing "Become Fumo" on Roblox, or going out at midnight and plastering pictures of Cirno all over your town. The second option is more obtrusive than celebratory, but it is still an option.

Cirno Day is celebrated on ⑨/⑨ each year, and the strongest year would be one that ends in ⑨.

cpokie

I already made the definition for cppkie but this typo needs auto correct and you need new fingers I can’t believe someone actually messed up this badly holy shit-

John’s text message: cpokies again? Pleaaaase?
Joan’s text message: *gif of raising eyebrows*
John’s text message: sorry, sorry- cookies. I’ll turn on autocorrect again.

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021