A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.
"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."
A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.