Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

nosejob

(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012

Tricky Dicky

1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon. 2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).

"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man." "He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

rhinonasty

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012

pubic stare

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).

In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012

taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.

1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world. 2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 06, 2013

Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States. 2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche. 3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.

Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes. Suck my Jamie Dimon.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012

oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012