A fork of Rural Dictionary
conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about
person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos
10-11 year olds who are so desperate and impatient with love. 5th grade dating is when two children think it is a necessity to be in a relationship. This relationship consists in saying "I love you" over text and waving to each other in the hallway. That's it.
5th grader: OMG I love my boyfriend so much he is my everything!
Logical teen: kid you're 5th grade dating...calm down
This debate is over a dress posted by a man as an eye test. You either see the dress as white and gold, or blue and black. There's so much argument and debate and the Internet is losing is over this dress!!!
guy 1: It's white and gold, obviously
guy 2: Are you freaking color blind orrrr??
guy 1: no man. It's white and gold but the whole dress debate is stupid anyway.
guy 2: I know right the Internet is going absolutely insane.