A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.
Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question. Girl 2- Shoot. Girl 1- Im smart! Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man you must be two kinds of retarted.
A hypocritical statement used in a situation in which everythings going right with you, yet wrong with someone else.
Boy 1: hey did you turn in your paper today. Boy 2: I couldnt, my computer turned off in the middle of my paper, then once i re-typed it, my printer ran out of ink and paper. Boy 1: That sucks, but If It Helps, I turned mines in.