A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.
Ted:He looks like a veggie head. Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.
Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.
after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.
Rap stands for Retards,Attempting,Poetry.
Person#1:I used to like rap till i listened to real music,now i know rap is a bunch of faggoty bullshit. Person#2:yup
That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket" He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
Hartman:How tall are you private? Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir. Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high! Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that! Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
The name of that hot chick on "you bet your ass" a game show on comedy network. sitara is the only reason most people watch the show. She always wears those stupid shirts you buy off the internet.
Ted:why are you watching this stupid show? Ben:because of that chick sitara.
A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt. Usually at parties when talking to someone important. Shirt+Snot=Shnirt
Ted:Achoo! Joe:Hey Ted you got a shnirt!
Short for situational comedy. Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.
Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom. Joe:umm...yup.