Country Dictionary

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

Ebayer

Someone who does business on Ebay.com (i.e. buying, selling, trading)

That person is a very good Ebayer. They have a lot of postitive feed back.

Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

James Blonde

Film, short movie, action/adventure/comedy (2005)

James Blonde is a spoof of James Bond. Blonde is portrayed by James Hawkins who goes after to defeat the international criminal Dr. Thunderballs, played by Stephen Stirling. The film was directed and written by Ryan Ehlen, who also plays Blonde's assitant Q-Tip. The movie also stars Matt Dal Zuffo, Conner Mellon and James Adriansen.

The movie James Blonde was very orginal I must admit.