Country Dictionary

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PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009

beautifully thick

beautifully thick is a beautiful fully thick woman with all the right curves and thickness which to me is true beauty

mm mm mm gail is so beautifully thick with some serious mad curves she is so my type of woman that id give or do anything to make her mine

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009

skin flute

a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat

i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 05, 2009

fruit cups

fruit cups are athletic supporters for gays

little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009

triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 05, 2009

bi polar bear

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009

dinahmite

dinahmite is a female who might do what shes asked to do if she feels up to it

hey frank im needin a blow job do you think barbara would give me one . hmm i think she would say hell no but dinahmite do it

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 08, 2009