Country Dictionary

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself

man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it

nipple ripple is ice cream made with breast milk

whenever i have me some nipple ripple i always get a double scoop

a pillsbury homeboy is a heavy set gangster

damn look at that big ass gangster dude hes gotta weigh at least 350 he must be a pillsbury homeboy

an urban dictionite is a person who creates and submits words and there definitions to be added to this site

im a urban dictionite cause i love adding my words and definitions that i created to my new fav site

giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge

i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob

a camel joe is a male version of the camel toe

omg gail jus told me that she seen a dude with a speedo so tight she seen his camel joe

bermuda shorts is caribbean midgets

i was on an island in the caribbeans and all i seen was bermuda shorts everywhere