A fork of Rural Dictionary
possibly the most evil thing created since abstinence. it corrupts usually level-headed, mature, intellectual teens into brain washed christian overload converting factories. it is also used to not only intensify obsessive christianity, but convert other people such as Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and non-denominationals. if youve heard of it, STAY FAR AWAY! it brain washes by making random teens trust you by weird games, mcdonalds, and recreational sports. After this they tell you jesus is the only thing you need and more propaganda like that, and of course the brainwash-ees will believe them because they make petty activities to make you trust them so you will eat anything they tell you right up. if you have friends, family, or anybody you remotely care about interested or involved in younglife, get them out unless you like zombies.
David Goldstein: Hey Mary, would you like to see a movie tonight?
Mary: Jesus doesnt like movies.
David: Ok....
Mary: YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUNGLIFE!!!! oh wait, your Jewish....ITS OK WE CAN BRAINWASH YOU TOO!!!! YAAAY I LOVE JESUS
David: And i love free thought, goodbye.