Country Dictionary

Tonya Harding.

Tonya Harding is America's sweetheart

Follower or associate of Pres. G. W. Bush

The Bushies aren't happy with the news from Iraq, but they like the economic figures.

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow. 2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid. Now tell us how you really feel!

The "Mound of Venus" or vulva.

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.

Sarcastic agreement, meant to convey disagreement.

"John Kerry is a statesman." "Yeah, right!"