Country Dictionary

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We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently? Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now Katy: Why? I thought you were friends! Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam. Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015

5'6"

You're too tall for kiddy play areas, you're too short to see the stage at a concert...face it, 5'6" sucks. I know this because I am 5'6"

Ryan: Hey, what's the problem? Remy: I got concert tickets, but I can't go Ryan: How come? Remy: Get real. I'm 5'6", I won't be able to see! I would just go to the kiddy play area, but I'm too tall for that shit apparently. Prrrrffffffftttt.

by Oh my my February 20, 2015

don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone? Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think. Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!! Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015