A fork of Rural Dictionary
A foul ball that goes over the backstop.
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs. "Don't you mean Polish home runs?" No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world? "Hahaha, good one"
To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her. Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
I just got done funnelcaking Kate. She loves her some funnelcaking.
A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state. The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
A man who specifically dates his friends' ex girlfriends who are on the rebound, usually for the purposes of getting some rebound sex.
"That DeAndre is such a pussy vulture. His roommate Lee just broke up with his girlfriend Lisa, and now he's hitting that girl Lisa hard. DeAndre is such a pussy vulture!"