A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 38 year old ex raver who just can’t let go of the ‘old days’ of trance music. Hey plays ‘Darude - Sandstorm’ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90’s and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
Darude-Boi is a middle aged, white man who can’t let go of the record ‘Sandstorm’ by ‘Darude’. He is perpetually living in the year 2000.
Simon closed himself off to all other music with repetitive beats. He just could not move on from Darude - Sandstorm. He even named his cat, Darude. Time to move on, Simon. Stop being a Darude-Boi!!
A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.
After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
When you mistake one fat, white celebrity for another, fat, white celebrity. That is a ‘Fatsimile’.
Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.
A very specific period of time that is entirely dependant on motivation, willingness and the possibility of reward.
Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.
A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.
The study of ancient homosexual men and or women.
“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology