Country Dictionary

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Abisante

One of the modern replacments for the now outlawed absinthe. The pale green, anise flavored liqueur turns opalecent when slowly dripped over ice.

Nel was happy to discover that her local liquor srore carried Abisante.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.

Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Summerland

The Wiccan version of the afterlife. Seen as a place of eternal summer, with fields of daisys, lush grass, and emerald forests. Summerland fuctions as a place to rest and reflect on one's life before being reincarnated again.

Rudy believed when she died that she would go to a place such as Summerland.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Life

1. Generally thought of as a entity who is carbon and water based, has a complex cellular organization, can undergo metabolism, possesses the capacity to grow, responds to stimuli, can reproduce, and through natural selection adapt in succeeding generations. 2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it. 2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.

1. Earth contains about 75 billion tons of life. 2. What are you going to do with your life? 3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the Grim Reaper).

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people. Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.

Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Trisexual

Someone who is willing to try anything, that is, a man or woman willing to experiment repeatedly with members of the same sex but who is primarily attracted to the opposite sex. See bicurious.

The word trisexual originated from the TV show Sex in the city.

by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006