Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person. The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Lokean

One who honors Loki as their primary god; often has a good sense of humor and loves chaos. Many would not consider a Lokean to be a part of Asatru since Asatru is a reconstructionalist religion and Lokeans tend to be more Neo-Pagan although some do call themselves Heathen.

Scarlett is a Lokean who loves April Fools Day.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Americant

A American who is extremely lazy and who refuses to work for a living. Similar to a Mexicant. Americants are often overweight, unhealthy, and poor; not because something terrible happened to them but only because they won't work hard. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter. An Americant may be of any race or religion.

Shawn is a classic example of an Americant, he mooches off of everyone he knows including the US government.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Tiel

Short for cockatiel. A slang word used by bird breeders and some pet owners for their feathered friends of the cockatiel variety.

Aren't the Tiels cute little birds?

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.

"The whole world wide, every day, Fly Thought and Memory; I worry lest Thought should fall in flight, Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal "We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Pecker Checker

Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower. AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer

Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006