A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a firefighter (especially brand new but can happen with any rank and seniority) attempts to hook up with almost anybody who he /she finds hot and would want to extend more then just a ladder with them short or long term.
Whenever Collin sees the Captains daughter he yells truck goes and disappears for an hour or so. Did you hear, that The truck goes with Steven and Kristen now?! Why does Cayla never ride the truck when it goes? She’s missin out on some banger jobs. Jim tried to get the truck goes from last night at the bar but was cancelled every time . You can tell she wants the truck to go, but he’s gay.
When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.
I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.
When 1 male has sex with triplets at same time. Bonus points when everyone but the male is extremely drunk/ high
Kim-I can’t believe we trio tripped with stephon, what a wild night... that was so hot! Bonnie- yeah but I won’t be able to do anything until next week. Hanley - I still don’t remember anything that happened last night guys....
A friend who is jealous of your relationship (of any kind) and he/she goes after your significant other and succeeds.
My girlfriend left me for that dirty mooch because he was better in bed I want to beat the hell out of that dirty mooch who stole my crush at the party! Sorry I’m a dirty mooch, but just saying it’s for the better.
Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.
Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.
A hot ass blonde girl with many friends, has great boobs and nice ass, is taken and loyal but an extreme teasing flirt that everybody would love to have in their bed forever.
Oh my gosh this bar is crawling with dirty mollies That dirty molly is melting my heart.