A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens when a failed condom becomes a band kid and gets a YouTube channel that thinks pronouncing hentai wrong in a nasally voice and clickbait videos is "content." Is only kept relevant by collabing with random people before they fuck off forever and forget about him.
Nuxtaku: "Aha, you see, me making a fool of myself online was nothing more than satire and you totally fell for it so I won."
A group of weirdos that somehow still exist today, mostly on Twitter, are limited to only at few stubborn losers today that no matter how much evidence you shove in their faces, they will never learn.
Dutchmenjordyn; a catfish using AI to create images of a woman to pretend to be a southerner that punches down on kids in a creepy way.
Mr. Bald Guy, a man who argues with minors until 3am and is apparently so addicted to drama that he keeps bringing up unrelated people like Yandere Dev as some kind of argument against Vic.
Stephen Birdsong, a grown ass man so psychotic that he constantly needs to QRT and cyberstalk minors because he's so insecure.
Trash86, a narcissist that double downs when proven incorrect, constantly needing to get the last word in and constantly bringing up some deposition that doesn't exist that supposedly shows Vic "admitting" to grooming, and expects us to believe such nonsense but ignores the counter evidence.
Lilothestitch16, a mentally unstable girl that cries as she strikes down people that prove her side as liars, to the point of lacking self awareness to the fact that she just posted her own counter evidence for all to see how crazy she is.
And of course, Jamie Marchi, a woman who struggles to find work and spends all day punching down on people on Twitter due to all that free time she's got. Evidently shows signs of pathological lying and Narcissist Personality Disorder.
Vic's entire life is nothing but a game to them and it's sad to see.
KickVic: "Please believe me! Vic said he was gruuuuming!!!"
Reasonable people: "No he didn't."
KickVic: "REEEEEEEEE!!!!" *Stalks you for months on end.*
The good part is they're are so below the minority that they practically don't exist.
An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
This refers to two things:
One being another way to describe something utterly gross or grizzly.
The other being the name of a kid that used Cedar, a failed Miiverse Clone, who thinks saying the N word over and over is clever writing. He also participated in various doxxing and at one point got a guy to shoot himself on stream.
Needless to say, he lives up to his name, being disgusting and everything.
The Virgin Gnarly from Cedar: *Acts like a buffoon.*
The Chad Stoney: *Doesn't think about him and apparently is engaged.*
A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.
The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.
The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)
Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
A loser with a lot of subscribers, most well known for when he did actual funny YTPs before becoming yet another commentary channels on YouTube.
Most well known for his manipulative BTM video, which was full of logical fallacies and non sequitur arguments.
After that he put a half assed apology video, faded into a niche community that mainly consists of chronically online kids that still think calling people "normie" is a good argument, then eventually fucked off to Tik Tok after his 40th "retirement" from YouTube, only to come crawling back when his Tik Toks barely hit the hundreds in view count.
"I'm gonna go watch Emplemon"
"Eww, what are you a band kid?"
"No, it's just amusing seeing this guy try to stay relevant. He absolutely peaked at bullying Behind the Meme lol."
For when you argue with a teenager or an adult that still lives with their mom, and they are so caught up in their "new" and "innovated" self-destructive ideology that they just aren't worth the energy anymore, so you hit them with the "Ok Zoomer."
Zoomer: "Trump bad, gender dysphoria good, meat bad, le epic reddit moment."
Anyone else: Ok Zoomer