A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food.
"Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks?" "Nah man, I value my health."
Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.
Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.
Kryspy Kreme Donuts. As Sydney Airport has a Kryspy Kreme shop in the terminal, they've become the city's major export as people enjoy purchasing them and eating them on their flight. Also refers to any other sugar-loaded or diabetes-inducing snack in a box.
"Whoohoo, I picked up these sugar-loaded Kryspy Kreme's just before we had to board!" "You feeling proud you bought diabetes in a box?"