A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
A utter puff who’s existence depends on desecrating little kids. He is 6”3 and shadow dark he will eat you if you look at him wrong and use Nigerian Voodoo to cleanse all of Africa’s water after sacrificing Bryleigh’s nudes to an omnipotent god
I will Raymond Ugboko you mate