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Kitties

1. KFC Titties. Usually had by those who are emplyoed by KFC and other fast-food restaurants, or those who frequent said restaurants often.

1. Damn, that fatass has some big Kitties!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

cobblin

cock + goblin = cobblin

Stop spamming my phone, you cobblin.

by Phoenix November 24, 2003

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Grand Funk

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.

"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd

by PHOENIX March 26, 2005

Smorange

the exposed midrift of someone who shouldn't!!!!
The large fleshy part of a stomach, hips and back that hangs over hipster jeans. Is only refered to smorange if the
t-shirt or top of the wearer is short enough NOT to cover up all visable flesh.

"oh my god check out her smorange"

by Phoenix October 26, 2004

Busting

To give or share something.

"Yo,check it out,that guy's busting jerseys."

by Phoenix March 28, 2003

cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

by Phoenix March 28, 2005