A fork of Rural Dictionary
An older employee In your workplace. This individual tends to have a network of “side bitches”, short temper and gender dysphoria. Possess vast knowledge; however becomes easily confused due to early stages of dementia.
“Gam Gam tried to make me go mobile last night, however I told him I wasn’t an employee and inquired if the nursing home knew he/she was missing...Then he/she kicked my balls into my skull”
When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.
“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”