Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Geyotun

1. Guttural noise derived from “ge-ert” an utterance by a high school math teacher. It developed through various mutations until arriving at its present pronunciation.

2. Name of underground newspaper at Broadneck Senior High School.

Ms. Sharma are we having a math test today?” asked Dave.
GEYOTUN!” Ms. Sharma replied

by Pookie October 23, 2003

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!

Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".

by POOKIE December 20, 2011

ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

dilly dally

to bullshit and waste time

Come on and get dressed to leave! We don't have time for you to dilly dally!

by pookie June 16, 2004

nymphomania

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

by Pookie February 26, 2005

shift

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

by pookie April 01, 2005

unleash the fury

1. whip out your dick 2. to cum in a girls hair

I unleashed my fury and it nearly blinded her!

by pookie March 10, 2004