Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.

I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid. Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!

by PV Person July 18, 2021

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 12, 2014

Racski

Combination of "Rascist" and "Russki" which is how many Ukrainians describe the Orcish invaders

Racski ship, go to hell!!!

by PV Person January 13, 2023

eurofascist

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.

I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!

by PV Person November 28, 2020

daddy handles

A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles

I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind

by PV Person June 02, 2015

bawl-bag

a woman who cries a lot

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!) from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m

by PV Person August 06, 2014

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022