A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chris Mother Fuckin' Taylor. Who just so happens to be the Head Daffodil Puncher In Charge.
A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.
"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy." "Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."