A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.
Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.
A politician who has zero followers on Twitter and no website.
Warren spent $4 million on attack ad’s but then realized his opponent was a Meer.
A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.
Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.
When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.
Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.
When your so wrong about a diverse set of issues that people start a score system for your ignorance.
Ed complained about the attack ad’s while Ryan added three patty points on the board for Ed.
A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.
Southern Ohio’s version of a THOT only they got Mt. Dew mouth and are waiting for their baby daddy to finally come home from the Paper Mill job. Found any place in Butler County where bad country music is playing.
Clint dreads when the Butler County THOTs come into his store with country music blaring and leaving soda bottles everywhere.