Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fleshy man tube

it's yo fuckin' cock

jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole

by pappy July 17, 2004

turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex" "be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 20, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 14, 2003

goosh

The area between your ass and pussy/penis

dude, lets hit golfballs off my goosh.

by Pappy March 16, 2005

chocolate ho-ho

slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums

man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!

by pappy July 18, 2004

NOS

if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!

(in hospital) billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!" cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head" billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!" cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."

by pappy July 30, 2004

man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.

'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!' 'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'

by pappy July 18, 2004