A fork of Rural Dictionary
The language spoken by yetis, it sounds like grunting and screaming to humans.
The large, white haired fellow came up to me and spoke Yetinese, I couldn't understand a word of it.
Removing your coat.
"I got mud all over myself when I fell in the ditch, so I had to discoat before I was let in the house"
When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game.
"I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"
One who writes opinion stories for a publication; An opinion columnist.
"Did you read that new consectetuer in the newspaper? He's writing what we're all too scared to write"