Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sking

A girl holding two cocks, one in each hand.

She really enjoys sking with Fred and Bobby.

by Pat McGroin May 04, 2004

prick

complete asshole

Coach Constable is a prick

by Pat McGroin May 05, 2004

Bean dip

The act of baptizing a Mexican

We all arrived for the bean dip, that pool will never be the same

by Pat mcgroin September 02, 2013

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

Dirty Ernies

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 25, 2003

noodle boy

Angry stick figure created by johnen vasquez, likes to yell at passesrs by and perpitrate in random acts of dumbness.

"i can smell your butt!"
"cast out the weasil!! Uh...your blocking my cheese hole!!"

by Pat McGroin May 05, 2004