Country Dictionary

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe. Or Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"