Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fuck that shit

forget it/no way.

I was gonna try to heelflip the seven stair, but when I got a look at it's height i changed my mine and said, "fuck that shit."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

gayball

A game where you try to get a small ball into the opposing team's goal by sitting on it and carrying it in the grasp of your buttcheeks.

gayball will soon be part of the olympics.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

swedish nose manual

A manual trick that I made up on a skateboard. Its like a nose manual only your back foot is facing forward and under the tail of the skate; lifting up the tail so that its harder to fall back.

swedish nose manuals are way harder than regular nose manuals.

by PaulJar the Pornostar December 02, 2003

swedish

1. very cool 2. Totally kick ass. 3. The term used when someone lands an impressive trick/move/goal in any game.

"Sweetish!!" said Tom when I landed a varial heelflip over the set of four stairs.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003

Coral Fang

The new cd in stores from the distillers. They totally kick ass, and the album is ok, but the first song: Drain the Blood is tha shiz.

dude, most of the songs from Coral Fang are pretty bad, but Drain the Blood makes up for it.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 19, 2003

skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it." "You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003