A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
When a girl (usually smokin hot,nice big titties) doesn't show them off. Usually justs teases you and makes you horny as hell.
Fuck u bitch stop with the titty tease and show them to me already!
A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.
I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.
Racial slur against people from Bangladesh. Also "bungy" is sufficient in a being a derogatory term.
Sayeed is such a banger, he has worked here 6 months and doesn't know what the fuck a screwdriver is still.
A condom. Object to keep ur penis protected, but sometimes one of those sperms can get through and you will get ur bitch pregnant. Also the object that O.J Simpson used to kill his girlfriend and some other guy but was somehow innocent. Also object to protect your hand(s) or keep them warm.
No glove...no love. You look like a broke ass O.J Simpson tryin to kill people with a pair of leather gloves.
Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.
Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.