Country Dictionary

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Chiatwan

A sexual instrument used for bringing yourself pleasurties.
It consits of a large net similar to a spider web that hangs about 5 feet long between two metal posts. In the center is a diaper with built in anal beads, and is usually enjoyed with a wedge of gouda cheese ( cheese sold seperatly).

I took a mean ride on the chiatwan last night. It was Delic'.

by Penis Crew January 15, 2006

dodgy kebab

A joke that makes you extremely angry for a period of time, but becomse very funny to you once the anger dies down.

Jesus, dude, I gave AC such a dodgy kebab. I thought he was gonna kill me for a minute.

by Penis Crew January 31, 2006