A fork of Rural Dictionary
Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'. A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter! Heather: Absolutely not Keith. Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole! (proceeds with 18th hole)
The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth. Cleaning Cooking Fucking
John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell. The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech. Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent* Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy. The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot! Liam: Yum yum! My favourite! John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter* Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
slutty cow, could mean an actual cow that is slutty or commonly used as two insults in one. Slut and a cow. Therefore being double mean.
Alan: Hey, that Louise is such a slcow, she munched off the whole football team last week! Ian: I know, she is the biggest slcow I've ever seen! Still would though. Alan: Yeh, true
Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night? Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.