Country Dictionary

Pretty eyes, ally to addicts.

I met a Gerry at the art gallery.

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

Friendly, especially with women. Tends to use daddy’s money.

He’s so hotttt and his dad pays his covers. He is such a danil.

Only hits triples. However, will deny ever playing baseball.

I got hit with a Zachary last night. He left in the middle of the night on his bicycle :(

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars

I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10

SIMP

Alex is a SIMP. Period