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Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.

Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.

Whiskeyly or Whiskeyly yours is a way to end a letter to someone when you have been drinking whiskey, before you sign your name.

Dear Steve,
Thanks for coming over to watch the game. You left your bottle of Maker's Mark. I don't know if that was intentional or not. I'll give it back to you the next time I see you...maybe.

Whiskeyly,
Peter

Jon Rahm is a Spanish professional golfer. He is known for his temper and cursing - i.e., f bombs.

After hitting his drive into the water hazard, Steve dropped a Rahm bomb.

A portmanteau of whiskey and marijuana. (Noun)
A noun to describe drinking whiskey and smoking marijuana together.

Steve: "I discovered a new blues guitarist last night."
Rick: "Any good?"
Steve: "Oh yeah. And he sounded even better after a little whiskijuana."

a verb meaning your dog runs after a thrown object but does not return it. Derived from the word "fetch" (to go for and then bring back) as the action is only half of fetch, i.e., f-e-t.

Icey dog, fet the ball.

Derived from "hot diggity dog", this expression is used by a backyard cook when a wiener falls from the grill onto the deck.

Gerry bending down with tongs in hand: "Hot deckity dog! I'm gonna have to exercise the five second rule on this wiener"