A fork of Rural Dictionary
Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.
Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.
A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.
Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”
A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.
Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?
A bag for drowning an unwanted dog in.
Example: Any bag can be used as a doggybag as long as it sinks, when you put a few bricks in it.
Monocelebprick
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"