Country Dictionary

18th january

If you’re born on this day ur a fatneekwith a big beak

Karen you fatneek. I bet you was born 18th January

woodhouse

To pull a woodhouse is to uncontrollably lie about things so much that they no longer make logical sense.

1. Dude you're such a woodhouse
2. why woodhouse me like that?
3. Thats such a woodhouse story

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

February 6th

If you was born on this day you’re a little shit with a foot fetish and has a fat wanker crush on their best mate

EWWWW!Look at that crusty bish she must have been born on February 6th

A noddy

When someone wraps their hoodie strings on their hood which has a bun underneath. They would then proceed to squat like a slut and do the nay nay while screaming noddy. This person would be a nonce

Ffs you dirty ho why are you doing a noddy

dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television

Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike