A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.
I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.
Ron's a zero-upper.
The day George Bush rick rolls you.
OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!
*finds shelter*
A 24 hour-a-day establishment with the purpose of serving people food. Usually the stupid kids, who want to be cool and skip cool, will go to Miller's and get caught since the cops look there for kids. During the week of finals, this diner is filled with hundreds of Northampton High School students-- very hungry students-- eager for the coming summer weather.
Heather and I are gonna go for some lunch at Miller's after our finals. We'll get a ride there to beat the huge crowd.
Dude, you want to skip and go to Miller's?
Millers is overpriced and there are better places around town to go eat at.
Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".
Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.
In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".
Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
The ultimate goal of the teen suffering from acne.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.
It took me 3 years to get clear skin, because acne treatment is complete crap.
My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.
OPEC v2.
Instead of oil, this time, it's rice.
Jesus Christ! This rice is $3.50 a gallon! When I was your age, I could by rice for under a dollar per gallon! Those were the days... I call shenanigans on OREC!
Greedy rice bastards.