Country Dictionary

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)

"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P." "haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P." "man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."

used to describe an object or event that was hot, happening, sexy, (or three all combined)

that night was swedish swedish! (to mean sounds good) we were so swedish last game

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!

instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye* Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?" Dave: "its rubbings" Phil: "errr...wtf?"

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.