A fork of Rural Dictionary
Buckinghamshire is a Tory county
Buckinghamshire is full of torys
When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt
Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!
CauseAndAffectsConsulting is a sket whore bitch fucker pussy licking retard nibbling foot smelling bitch monkey fuck fucker faggot who doesn’t use deodorant doesn’t shower doesn’t wash his teeth makes stupid videos and is spasticated and blocks everyone who doesn’t get scammed by him
Fuck CauseAndAffectsConsulting he a birch ass bitch tree hugging pussy, me and my homies hate that lump ass brain sucker fucker
Leeburtons final form
When Leeburton is around trees there’s a suddenly boom and treeburton is born
It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets
the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver
Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house