A fork of Rural Dictionary
A skinny kid who likes to taunt his victims by shoving them and then running away. A Ducky is a fast runner with stamina so when you get out of breath he comes back and shoves you again, but when/if caught he is easily defeated because of his skeleton like build. If caught by a teacher at school a Ducky will simply say it was a game of tag and can weasel out of any punishment. Duckys also likes taking the mick out of people with strange shaped heads. A Ducky is also a player and can pull fit birds with ease, therefore Ducky is an absolute legend and a great guy as long as you stay on his good side.
J: Damn, that skinny guy keeps shoving me and running Harry: He just said that my head looks like a teste! Will: Yeah, but look over there, his bird is fit J: Classic example of a Ducky!
An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.
Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie! Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.
Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.
Tom: Lads lets go and play footie (Latcher i.e. Adam Barnett follows them to the field)
The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.
Random guy 1: Damn, what is that smell? Random guy 2: LOL! you've just been cupcaked!
A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.
Jerry: Hey Pete, look over there, I think that guys a lance corporal Pete: Oh yes, he's a lance alright! crop top, short shorts, bent wrist and a trolley full of Vaseline!
Grassijis are ultimate pussys made from the accumulation of all the weakest genetics from history, and they are massive Incels and a probable genetic dead ends. Whilst they are smart and get good exam results, they are constantly rejected by complete munters, and have been known to be rejected by the same girl several times without ever learning their lessons (that girls don't dig em). The 'Grass' part of the term is due to the fact that Grassijis often tell the teachers on others for calling them names or making fun of them online. Grassijis are the natural enemies to {MattNs due to the fact that they are polar opposites. MattN)s are ChadPreets but Grassijis are eternal virgins. MattNs are popular but Grassijis are not. MattNs are hard, but Grassijis are very weak and fragile, and have been known to cry after being slapped, or even something as mild as being called gay. Grassijis are prone to lashing out at random moments, even though they don't have the strength to actually cause pain to the recipient of their outburst. It has been known that Grassijis have attacked people but ended up on the floor within a few seconds of swinging at their opponent, making them look like nobs to their surrounding peers, causing them to be alienated.
Random guy 1: Holy cow, look at that virgin having a tantrum Random guy 2: It seems that he is on the blob Random guy 1: Probs, but it could just be that he was rejected. For the 5th time by the same girl! Random guy 1: Geez, I've seen him get slapped before and he cried lol Random guy 2: For a 15 year old, he is acting 14 years too young Grassiji: Stop making fun of me! I'm going to tell the teacher and then go home and play E sports because I am an athlete! Random guy 1: Oh shut up you Grassiji!
An disorganized student with a cuboid head, who often forgets to hand in homework on time or at all. They often uses technical vocabulary, none of which they actually knows the meaning of (e.g. they will talk about quantum physics or astrophysics even though they have no idea what they are talking about). This is a sign of severe lack of common sense and IQ. They also frequently beg for food, despite the fact that they are wealthy enough to go to private school and an infinite number of in and out of school clubs (LAMDA lessons, tuba lessons etc), and due to this they are often extremely late to class, which doesn't really make much of a difference anyway because they spend most of their lessons drooling or staring at the ceiling. On the other hand tcains people can be quite funny and you can have good banter with them.
random guy 1: LOL! That is the 5th time this week that that box head kid forgot to hand in his homework, and it is only Tuesday! random guy 2: He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Once he tried to impress me by talking about quantum physics, but when I asked him what it meant he couldn't provide a coherent answer! It is like the lights are on but no ones home! random guy 1: what a tcains!