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When one partner inserts two fingers into their own anus, removes them, then inserts the same fingers up their partners anus, removes the said fingers, penetrates the anus while shoving the shitty fingers up their partners nose.

The food in the restaurant was so foul, I thought the chef was serving me with the filthy ramiriz.

Irish slang for the I.R.A.

To achieve peace in Northern Ireland, the Ra had to decommission their arms.

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.

I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.

A person who is an arsehole or a dickhead. Also used to describe cowboy workmen.

PUNTER A: "Yer man was down the boozer last night starting fights for nothing."
PUNTER B: "That lad, sure he's some boodeyman."

When something is bad it can be said to be 'boodey'

PUNTER A: "Did you score that hash last night?"
PUNTER B: "No, i didn't bother, yer man's deals were boodey."

"You lost your job, jaysus, that's boodey"

When something is badit can said to be 'boodey'

PUNTER A: "Did you score that hash last night?"
PUNTER B: "No, i didn't bother, yer man's deals were boodey."

"You lost your job, jaysus, that's boodey"

A term used to scab a mouthful of drink from somebody else, the amount being half way between a sallow and a gulp.

PUNTER A: "What's that, you've got there?"
PUNTER B: "Just a bottle of Buckie."
PUNTER A: "Go on, give us a swogle."