A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ritual of ownership when a man pulls
out his cock and signs his name on
someone's forehead in semen. He then
finishes the signature with a mushroom
stamp to seal it with approval
I thought that chick was fuckable, but
she's got a nogai on her forehead. I'd
have to double or maybe even triple bag her to not violate bro code
Originally just a mispronounced medical term foraminal this has now become the coined term for crazy, Ludacris or fucked up.
I tried to phonetically break up that word and it made me say
Fora me anal?
That shits forameanal.
Did anyone notice that Ted has 3 nuts.
That's forameanal bro.
No what's forameanal is he probably spooges like a whale
A whole other level of sexual deviance. Way worse than ass to mouth or German shit porn
Did you know the guy in the ER used peanut butter as lube and got a 12 inch anal cone stuck in his ass.
That's forameanal as fuck
A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
When a girl with a strap on pegs a guy who volunteered for a leg spreader and handcuffs, she fully inserts and then removes the strap on leaving it inside the guy. She then maneuvers herself to squat over the guys chest and while holding the leg spreader she releases her colon contents onto the man's chest.
Doctor: Hot damn, He smells like a girl gave him a Cleveland steamer last night.
Nurse: worse. A look at him walking. That 6 ft russian chick gave him a Brargo and left him there for the cops to find.
Doctor: Damn. That's some karma.