A fork of Rural Dictionary
Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)
Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)
The balancing act where a man has several girls on the go, and at least two of them know each other.
Sisters/flatmates/best friends score extra points.
"Hey man, they're sisters - you like playin' dick jenga or whaaaat?!"
A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.
Think gurning.
Oi, you chewing juice again?